David Letterman Presents Special Top 10 List at Grammys

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He skewers Lindsay Lohan, Willie Nelson, Jay-Z and Justin Bieber in a Top 10 List called "Surprises at the 2011 Grammy Awards."

David Letterman revealed the Top 10 Surprises at the Grammy Awards Sunday night.

No. 10? "Lindsay Lohan seen leaving the Staples Center with a Grammy-shaped bulge," he joked. The actress is currently free on bail with a felony grand theft charge.

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No. 9: "New music laws prohibit rhyming ladies with Mercedes."

No 8: "Willie Nelson provided the Grammy show snacks." Nelson was arrested in November for pot possession.

No. 7: "Jay-Z revealed 'Empire State of Mind' was really about Trenton, New Jersey."

No. 6: "The new category: best male or female traditional R&B urban alternative non classic latin performance by a duo or group with vocals."

No. 5: "In a touching ceremony, will.i.am added a comma." The Black Eyed Peas member laughed at the joke when cameras panned to him after.

No. 4: "The Academy president finally explains the difference between record of the year and song of the year."

No. 3: "Lady Antebullum and Lady Gaga form supergroup Lady Antegagum."

No. 2: "John Mayer caught in a passionate embrace with Susan Boyle."

And No. 1? "Justin Bieber? Hair piece." Justin Bieber (who debuts a slightly shorter cut on the current issue of The Hollywood Reporter) seemed to miss the joke when cameras panned to him, but Usher laughed.