Donald Trump Mocked by Jimmy Fallon After Iowa Caucuses Loss
"It's just like children say: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest. Marco Rubio, get that taken care of."
Donald Trump's loss at the Iowa Caucuses is considered a win for Jimmy Fallon, who reprised his impression of the Republican candidate on Wednesday's Tonight Show episode.
The late-night host took to the podium to deliver a faux-victory speech. "I’m here tonight because the people of Iowa have wisely named me the winner and champion of second place,” he said. "It’s just like children say: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest. Marco Rubio, get that taken care of. You wouldn’t want your hair to make you look ridiculous."
He continued, "Think about it: Two is bigger than one. One plus one is two — so basically, I won twice. And if you don’t believe me, look at these example of why two is better than one. First up, Toy Story 2 — clearly the superior movie. Next up, R2D2. I never even heard of an R1D1! Next up, the twins on The Bachelor. They’re fantastic. First of all, four boobs. Plus, they’re way better than that psycho Olivia. Is she nuts or what? Finally, the Minion that has two eyes. Way cuter than the Minion who has one eye, who, let’s be honest, looks like a penis who can see me."
"I'm proud to be in second," Fallon as Trump concluded. "From now on, when you think of Donald Trump, I want you to think of a huge No. 2. So watch out New Hampshire: the deuce is loose."
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