Martha Stewart can roll a joint that would put yours to shame, naturally.
Appearing at New York’s 92nd Street Y recently in support of her new book, Living the Good Long Life: A Practical Guide to Caring, the homemaking mogul (who’s 71!) offered host Andy Cohen of Bravo an amusing anecdote.
“I was driving here tonight … and there was this stupid ice cream truck in front of me. ‘Something Good Cream’ or something. And we pulled up right next to it … and a girl and a guy were smoking joints … I said, ‘Boy, those are sloppy joints.'”
To which she added, “Of course I know how to roll a joint.”
Earlier in the segment, Stewart was asked to play “shag, marry, kill” with three rich men — Donald Trump, Bill Gates and Mayor Mike Bloomberg.
Trump, her Macy’s labelmate, was a no-brainer: kill (since “ignore” was not an option, she said). Bloomberg was a definite marry, which, by process of elimination, left Gates for shag.