ASIMO, a 4-foot-3 robot designed by Honda Motor Co., conducted the Detroit Symphony on Tuesday in "The Impossible Dream" from "Man of La Mancha." "Hello, everyone," ASIMO said in a childlike voice, then waved to the orchestra. Then it perfectly mimicked the actions of a conductor, nodding its head at various sections and gesturing with one or both hands.

what in tarnation?!

Dolly Parton wants a piece of Howard Stern. The singer is livid about a segment last week in which the sat radio shock jock played recordings from one her audio books manipulated into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites. "I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life," Parton said Wednesday. "They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. … If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this."

ocho es bueno

Luis Miguel notches his eighth No. 1 on the Billboard Top Latin Albums chart this week with "Complices," giving the Mexican crooner the crown for most No. 1s in the history of that chart. He was tied with Marco Antonio Solis and Los Temerarios; both have albums due in the summer.

no big house

London police said Wednesday that Amy Winehouse will not face charges over video footage that allegedly shows her taking drugs.