Review: 2008 Golden Globes



They turned the Golden Globes into the Golden Mike Awards on Sunday night, showing what can be done when necessity -- mother of invention that it is -- truncates a three-hour marathon into a 30-minute sprint that could have been jointly sponsored by Ritalin, CliffsNotes and TiVo.

Indeed, anyone who consistently gripes about the length of these things finally saw their ship come in while watching on TV the live Beverly Hilton-originated "press conference." In this case, we should use the words "press" and "conference" especially loosely as it essentially was faux journalists joyously speed-reading nominees and winners for a faux show. No questions, please. Read the full review