Super Bowl 2015: Lindsay Lohan Is "Sorta Your Mom" in Esurance Ad (Video)

Kids, don't get in that car.

Lindsay Lohan is a notoriously bad driver, and she made fun of herself in her new Esurance commercial during the Super Bowl. In the ad, the actress drives up to two unsuspecting children and tries to convince them to get in the car with her.

"I'm sorta your mom," she tells one of the boys, leading Esurance to explain that "sorta you" isn't as good as actual you.

Smart move, little boy.