Susan Sarandon, James Corden Trash-Talk Kid Ping-Pong Players

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Courtesy of The Late Late Show with James Corden

"I've taken bigger dumps than you. Big time," taunts the late-night host.

Susan Sarandon and James Corden take their table tennis very serious.

The Meddler actress and the late-night talk show host showed off their trash-talking skills during Tuesday night's episode of CBS' The Late Late Show With James Corden, in which they faced off against a pair of kid players.

While Sarandon barks at one kid — also known as "dead meat" and "grasshopper" — Corden asks another, "Is your momma gonna pick you up from school? Because your daddy is right here," before, uh, dropping his balls and touching up his makeup.

Yet even with extra large paddles, the adults can't get a leg up on their silent-but-deadly kid opponents. 

Watch the video below.