Torpedoes of Truth
Charlie Sheen's five best quotes from Week 1 of the tour.
"I figured Detroit was a good place to tell some crack stories. Show of hands -- who here has tried crack?"
"I was wrong. Jon's not a troll. Jon's a ... rock star."
— Apologizing to Two and Half Men co-star Jon Cryer
"Because I had millions to blow. I ran out of things to buy."
— When asked in Chicago why he paid for sex
"I am a veteran of a disturbing odysey that had me question the very nature of my soul. I am speaking of course, about last night in Detroit."
"I already got your money, dude!"
— Reponse to a Detroit heckler