Yes, I Did Say That!

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A look at who's saying what in entertainment.

Somali pirates, Gaddafi's son, now bin Laden --  do NOT f--- with Obama, he's Gangsta!!"
-- Bill Maher
The Real Time With Bill Maher host tweeting about President Obama and the news that American forces killed Osama bin Laden on May 1.

"His private planes, the amount of gold doorknobs that adorn his hotels or the way he fired Gary Busey might not be for everyone, but for the record, I like his scrappiness and his lack of filter."
-- Russell Simmons
Defending his friend of 15 years Donald Trump against accusations of racism.

"I'm spending $2 billion a year on making and marketing movies, and … I'm letting [profits] go to a landlord who decides after 30 days [to replace my film]."
-- Joe Roth
The producer on believing that studios should start buying theaters as a solution to the premium VOD debate.

"It didn't feel like: 'Oh, how could you have possibly played this? It's so beyond your years!' It's like, 'Not really, dude; I could f---ing get pregnant tomorrow.' "
-- Kristen Stewart
The 21-year-old actress on her Twilight character Bella being pregnant and giving birth in the film franchise's final installment, Breaking Dawn: Part 2.

"Happy birthday to Jay Leno. 61 years old today. Jay -- of course being one of the few tyrants still alive -- all of his friends got together and had a cake. Jay cut the cake with the same knife he stuck in Conan's back."
-- David Letterman
Joking about his late-night rival's April 28 birthday.

"Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put $500 million in your pockets. … I busted my ass for eight years to support your vision."
-- Charlie Sheen
The fired Two and a Half Men star on news that show creator Chuck Lorre plans to reboot the series without him.

"Anchorman 2, you really have to assert some sort of e-mail hate campaign to Paramount Pictures. They've told us, 'We've run the numbers, and it's not a good fit.' "
-- Will Ferrell
The actor confirming rumors that the studio has no plans to make a sequel to his popular 2004 film.

"Going to the doctor for a check up with my tv fake medical degree means a long day for the doctor and a lot of made up diseases for me."
-- Shonda Rhimes
The Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice creator in a tweet.

"If I didn't have you, I would just be doing stage shows and selling CDs out of my car."
-- Tyler Perry
On his partnership with Lionsgate Films, which is releasing his latest movie, Madea's Big Happy Family.

"Being an actor is like being in prison. You go, you serve your time, you try and replicate Johnny Depp's career, and then you move to Paris."
-- Alex Pettyfer
The I Am Number Four actor on his thoughts about his current profession.