Yes, I Did Say That!

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A look at who's saying what in entertainment.

Nobody is really at home saying, 'God, if I could only be Rosie O'Donnell -- an overweight lesbian who yells too much.' "
-- Rosie O'Donnell
Asked if she's aspirational while promoting OWN's The Rosie Show.

"This debt ceiling has felt like a giant meteor headed toward us, except I understand what a meteor is."
-- Seth MacFarlane
Tweeting about the national debt crisis.

"My show Community is back. The Chevy Chase babysitting service premieres its third season Sept. 22. And good news: Once again, Community tied with Jersey Shore in Emmy nominations. Yeah. Eat that, Ghost Hunters."
-- Joel McHale
On his NBC series, which was overlooked by the TV Academy.

"I'd much rather see that than another series on cupcakes."
-- Paula Kerger
PBS president, on Discovery's Planet Earth and HBO's John Adams, programs she would have loved to have had on PBS.

"I'd just like to say that this is the most humble day of my life."
-- Jonathan May-Bowles
The comedian, after being convicted July 29 in England for throwing a foam pie at News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch.

"This business is scrounging around for what to do. The medium is busy knocking its brand out to display the fat lady at 375 pounds [who] in two months is gonna be 240. Who gives a shit?"
-- Jerry Lewis
On The Biggest Loser specifically and the state of television in general.

"Saw the 'Battleship' trailer and, inspired, started my screenplay for 'Yahtzee'."
-- Rainn Wilson
Tweeting about the upcoming Universal film.

"I spent several months sort of looking at my own life, and I just decided I didn't want to have it be my last story."
-- Kelsey Grammer
The possible New York political candidate, regarding his short-lived ABC series Hank.

"I'm a full-time mother with four kids. We're working toward our retirement and our kids' college funds. We're probably more relatable to most Americans."
-- Angela Jaafar
Castmember on the TLC docuseries All-American Muslim, on her appeal to audiences.

"Just in case, I start every phone conversation with, 'You can hang up now, Rupert Murdoch.' "
-- Conan O'Brien
Tweeting about being cautious and prudent.