Kristen Wiig's 'Zoolander 2' Character Wants You to Know Her Beauty Secrets

Kristen Wiig as Alexanya Atoz in 'Zoolander 2'

That is, if you want to look like her.

For Derek Zoolander, looking really, really ridiculously good-looking means being moisturized because as we all learned in the first flick, "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." But now it looks like we'll be getting beauty advice from Alexanya Atoz, Kristen Wiig's botched-up character, in Zoolander 2, instead.

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In a new trailer released on Friday, Alexanya introduces viewers to the House of Atoz beauty laboratory (or, as she says with her thick accent, "boo-ty labia-tory").

"When you look old, you feel sad. When you look young, you feel happy," she says, offering the brand's Youth Milk product as the solution to achieving her face, which she says has "no fillers, botox or surgeries."

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As she reminds us, "Moisturizing costs money, but sexy is free."

Until Zoolander 2 hits theaters on Feb. 12, check out the trailer below for all the beauty that's on the way.