What Oscar Nominees Will Get in a $200,000 Gift Bag

Sex toys? Check. Vaporizers? Check. Walking tour of Japan? Check.
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Vampire breast lifts, sex toys, vaporizers and underarm sweat patches are just a few of the things this year’s A-list crop of nominees will receive in a luxury gift bag, valued at more than $200,000.

The bags — not affiliated with the Oscars or the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences in any way — are dubbed "Everyone Wins" and come packaged by Distinctive Assets, which distributes to all nominees in the acting categories as well as best director nominees — 25 people in total.

So that means Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate Blancett, Jennifer Lawrence and Sylvester Stallone will receive the swag bags (if they’re willing to report to the IRS, that is, since gifts in that amount are taxable) which include Haze Dual V3 Vaporizers, MY M&M’s personalized chocolate candies and a year’s worth of fully-loaded Audi A4 rentals from Silvercar.

Nominees can also skip town for a walking tour from Walk Japan. Other luxury travel options include Golden Door Spa Retreat, ExploreIsrael.com, Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria in Sorrento, Italy, and Grand Hotel Tremezzo on Lake Como. The Israeli trips are said to be on offer from the government in the hopes that A-list tourism will help offset the country’s negative headlines as of late.

Other highlights: a lifetime supply of Lizora all-in-one Pu-erh tea inspired skin nourishment, Caolion Pore Care Sets and Dr. Jane 360’s proprietary Healing Saint Hair Follicle Stimulant, and Halo, Purely for Pets’ charity opportunity to provide 10,000 meal donations made in a nominees name to an animal shelter or rescue of their choice. 

Take a deep breath now as here is the longer list of what else is in the bag: personal training sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky; Belldini women’s apparel; Chocolatines’ Drunken Fig Cake bites; Dandi Patch underarm sweat patch; Delovery personalized luxury gift baskets; Farm Wife Style druzy earrings; the ultimate fitness package from Fit Club TV: Live in Fitness VIP retreat + Fit Culture Fuel performance supplements + Fit Culture Threads designer workout apparel; Gleener on the Go smart fabric care solutions; Greenhill Winery & Vineyards chardonnay; Harriet’s Cheesecakes; Hydroxycut Gummies; full kitchen sweep and workout program with fitness expert Jay Cardiello; Joseph’s Toiletries "The Welcomer" gift box; Lat & Lo customized sterling silver necklaces; memobottle slim reusable water bottles; Mezcal el Silencio; Mission1 Clean Protein Bars; Nuelle Fiera Arouser for Her; Phantom Glass iPhone screen protector; Purely Inspired organic protein, Rouge Maple gourmet fine foods; Sedona Lace synthetic Vortex brush set; ultra premium Signature Vodka; Slimware portion-control plates; Steamist Total Sense Home Spa Collection; SunDial Powder Coating; Tools by Gina pure infrared professional hair styling tools; a Concierge Tribute; Zekkle Edge metal front pocket wallet; and 740 Park MD Ultherapy.