Harper's Island -- TV Review
The series opens with a party-boat ride from Seattle to Harper's Island, where Henry (Christopher Gorham) and Trish (Katie Cassidy) are going to be married. The boat is stocked with the friends and extended family that will form the flock from which the killer will separate one sheep at a time, and given the sheer number of ancillary characters and their guaranteed low survival rate, it's pointless to talk about any but those clearly meant to live for a while.
Henry's best friend from childhood, Abbey (Elaine Cassidy), also shows up to spend the week on the island. She and Henry grew up there, and Abbey's mother was murdered seven years earlier by a psycho on a killing spree that's probably going to factor into the new spate of murders.
Schlossberg and director Jon Turteltaub (who also exec produces) clearly are going for a "Ten Little Indians" vibe as the disparate characters are drawn together and wind up slowly revealing bits and pieces of their past, all while a murderer appears in their midst and takes out a member of the party during the first episode. (And never mind the fact that the island isn't deserted or isolated, so there's no reason for anyone to stick around once bodies start to pile up.)
But instead of suspense, the series creates only an illusion of tension. Mysteries like this work only when the audience becomes invested in the characters, and Schlossberg's are drawn too flatly to be anything but lame caricatures. What's more, he so overloads the script that most of the people we're at least superficially supposed to care about are given only two or three lines, their identities painted in the broadest of strokes. Brief glimpses meant to hint at characters' secrets come off almost as accidents. There's just no focus to be found.
Ultimately, the series commits the greatest sin of the thriller genre: It's boring.
Airdate: 10-11 p.m. Thursday, April 9 (CBS)
Cast: Elaine Cassidy, Christopher Gorham, Katie Cassidy, Richard Burgi, Harry Hamlin
Production: CBS Paramount in association with Junction Entertainment
Executive producers: Jon Turteltaub, Jeffrey Bell
Co-executive producers: Karim Zreik, Dan Shotz, Tyler Bensinger, Ari Schlossberg
Creator-writer: Ari Schlossberg
Producers: Jill Blotevogel, Lindsay Sturman, Robert Sizemore, Grace Gilroy
Director: Jon Turteltaub
Director of photography: Robert McLachlan
Production designer: Mark Freeborn
Editor: Jonathan Chibnall
Casting: Corrine Clark, Jennifer Page