Charlie Sheen’s Roast: Two More Promos Released (Video)

If Charlie Sheen were driving a train, where would it go? Obviously not to “Normalville.”

Two new promos for The Roast of Charlie Sheen premiered on Tuesday, and they show the former Two and a Half Men star as a train conductor. The Comedy Central special will air Sept. 19 at 10 p.m, and Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane will host.

In the first, an announcer can be heard on the train saying that the “roast express” will be heading to “Goddess Harbor,” “Winning Town” and “Tiger Valley.”

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“Charlie, does this train stop in Normalville?” asks one of the goddesses on the train.

“Honey, we left there a long time ago,” reponds Sheen.

In the second promo, Sheen is still driving the train, and comments on Comedy Central’s roast.

“That’s like trying to reason with a volcano,” he says. “That’s like trying to duct tape the wind to the ground. That’s like trying to catch a tsunami in a sippy cup.”

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The first promo for Comedy Central’s roast was released a week earlier, and showed Sheen riding a rocket, in a classic scene from Dr. Strangelove.

The Comedy Central special, which will air the same night that Ashton Kutcher debuts as Sheen’s replacement on Two and a Half Men, has already announced that Mike Tyson, Jackass star Steve-O and TMZ’s Harvey Levin will present at the roast.