Charlie’s Redemption Campaign

The actor is on a mea culpa mission to put toothpaste back in the tube.

Sept. 15

“I should have been a little more responsible about the condition I was showing up in. I was hitting my marks, I was delivering, but maybe at a subpar level.”
— Critiquing his performance on Two and a Half Men, on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.

Sept. 18

“From the bottom of my heart, I wish you nothing but the best for this upcoming season.”
— Addressing Chuck Lorre and his former Men co-workers onstage at the Emmys.

Sept. 19

“I was not high. I wish I had that as an excuse. There’s a couple of things that I don’t do well: marriage and drinking. So I just quit both.”
— Reflecting on being booed during his Radio City Music Hall appearance, on The Wendy Williams Show.

Sept. 19

“Surrounded by friends and watching the premiere of Two and a Half Men. Odd… But cool..! So far a lot of laughs!!”
— Tweeting from his L.A. house as he watched Ashton Kutcher’s first episode.