Don, Betty or Roger? ‘Mad Men’ Cast Plays ‘F—, Marry, Kill’

What do you do when you have the cast of one of television’s most celebrated dramas cornered in front of a camera? Ask them which of their co-stars’ alter egos they’d shtup during a round of that classic game of choice: F—, Marry, Kill.

Keeping in line with Mad Men‘s circa-1960s restraint and basic cable’s FCC limitations, The Hollywood Reporter presented a slightly censored version called Canoodle, Marry, Kill when recently sitting down with Jon Hamm, January Jones, John Slattery, Christina Hendricks, Christopher Stanley, Jay R. Ferguson and Kevin Rahm.

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Some demurred before delivering their most diplomatic selections (Jon Hamm, naturally), while others happily threw their onscreen love interests under the bus. (Spoiler alert: Christopher Stanley is not as into Betty and Henry Francis’ marriage as January Jones is.) Special points go to John Slattery for navigating around real-life wife Talia Balsam (Mona) and to Jones, who’s not so optimistic about Don Draper’s odds of survival during this last season.