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Just when it seemed there could be no greater tragedy visited upon the universe than the forced removal of Conan O’Brien from “The Tonight Show,” a far graver injustice may yet still come: the loss of the original “Jersey Shore” cast to the second season of this profoundly awesome show. Reports of a contract standoff with MTV call into question the return of Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww and three other fine human beings whose names I can’t recall, but still cherish (or four if you count that annoying woman who thankfully left after a few episodes).
First Coco, now Guido? Not today, my friends.
The time has come for a movement to rise forth from the Internet with the might to right a wrong before it happens. No one can stand idly by and watch the Jersey 7 lose their rightful place on television. Is there any one among us who wishes such misfortune on these hearts of gold (and livers of Goldschlager)?
Have you no shame, MTV? All we ask is that you pay these beautiful souls enough money so that they never have to worry about where their next can of Axe body spray will come from. Is that too much to ask?
And so, in the spirit of the campaign that made Conan O’Brien a tragic icon, we borrow from its rallying cry in hopes of redemption. Please pass along the image above to every person you know who cares about quality television.
J-Woww, you say? Nay. Tis’ J-Woe until the world can be reunited with the Jersey 7.
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