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Star Wars: The Force Awakens may be breaking box office records, but one group claims it’s still missing out on further profits.
A men’s rights group called Return of Kings says their boycott of Episode VII, because of its “non-white and female agenda,” cost Disney $4.2 million.
Therefore, Jimmy Kimmel debuted a clip on Tuesday night of what the film’s signature scrolling introduction would look like if edited to appease this particular group.
According to Jimmy Kimmel Live, the text would be filled with exclamations like “BRAH!” and “MAN!,” call plot points “a total bummer” and suggest that new characters “could totally lean the ancient Jedi techniques of bench pressing, hair gelling and crushing mad trim.”
But altogether, “reading is hella boring, so here’s some huge jugs. Niiiiiice.”
Watch the video below.
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